Thursday, September 29, 2005

Killing Bambi out back

Let me present further evidence that I do not work for a normal company.

I had a question for the assistant sales director, who currently shares an office with the sales director (we've outgrown our 5-year-old building and are moving in December). When I went back to their office, I was told that ASD was "out back."

So I went back in the warehouse, and looked out the open garage door where I saw ASD sitting on the forklift. He looked bored.

LCN: What are you doing?

ASD: Helping [Company President] with his aim.

Pres appears at my left, clutching arrows in his hands.

Pres: Hi, LCN!

It was then that I saw the dummy deer with the bullseye that usually lives in the warehouse. It was propped against our neighbor's (as in the house next door) fence.

Company pres jumped onto the palette on the forklift and ASD lifted him high above my head.

He sank five arrows in the dummy deer.

Must be hunting season.

8 Comments:

At Fri Sep 30, 07:59:00 AM, Blogger MadMup said...

That is one of the best "work stories" I've ever heard. I like how they're all casual about it.

 
At Sat Oct 01, 09:50:00 PM, Blogger Malnurtured Snay said...

I wish I got to shoot dummys with arrows at work. It'd be fun. I could yell, "Hey! Stand still!"

 
At Thu Oct 13, 11:35:00 PM, Blogger FXGUY said...

Wow what a great blog. You've piqued my interest.. The area of forklift company is also one of my interests along with forklift company. Thanks for the information and contribution.

 
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